September 10, 2008 thru ????


Joy is dying. Seems to be a lot of that going around these days.


From: Mrs. Joy C E Edward (

To: Jeff Heimbuch (

Date: Wed 9/10/08 10:39 PM

Subject: My dear in the Lord reply urgent


My dear in the Lord

Greetings to you in the most wonderful name of our God Almighty. His richest blessings shall be upon you forever.

I am Mrs.  Joy C Edward, I am 51 years old from Netherlands, I am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs 
which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to 
my doctors they have advised me that I live for the next four months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

I was brought up from a motherless babies home, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child. My husband 
died in a fatal motor accident. Before his death we were true Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my 
inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $13.5 million dollars with a Security Company. Presently, this money is still with 
them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long Or 
rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness 
or they get it seized.

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my 
ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.It is my last wish to see that this money is invested 
to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organizations, the poor and the motherless babies' 
homes where I come from.

I want you as a God fearing person, to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows. I took this decision, before I 
rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company. 
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will improve you as the new beneficiary of my fund.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. I shall wait at your prayerful reply .

please Reply to emailbox (

Yours truely,

Mrs. Joy C Edward. 

Sounds like a terrible situation. I hope there is something I can do to help her.


From: Jeff Heimbuch ( 

To: Mrs. Joy C E Edward (


Date: Thurs 9/11/08 8:19 AM

Subject: RE: My dear in the Lord reply urgent

Dearest Joy C Edward.
How lucky for you to contact me! My name is the Reverend Andrew W. K. Blake. I am the pastor of our local chapter of our Lady of Perpetual Pasta, located in lovely scenic Rural, West Virginia. We are all monster-fearing Pastafarians here in our little town, and we have been looking to donate to these things you have mentioned.
Unfortunately, our town is very poor, and most of the money goes to people just to eat. However, again, we are monster-fearing people our of sacred Lord and Savior, and want to do everything we can to help.
I know of these "motherless baby places" you speak of. Here, in the United States of America, FSM Bless it, we call them orphanages. Don't worry, most of them are not like the movie of the same name. MOST of them. (Did you see that film? It was very good. And foreign).
In any event, I am sorry to hear of your ailments and your husband's death. We always must have faith in our Lord, the FSM, and try to carry on. We have all been touched by his noodley appendage, and we are blessed for it.
Please, do tell me what I can do to help you in anyway shape form or size.
Rev. Andrew W.K. Blake

Yes, Pastafarians are real. They preach the word of the FSM, or as it's more commonly known, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Seriously. Look it up. There's not reason why our two faiths can't help each other out.

From: Mrs. Joy C E Edward (

To: Jeff Heimbuch (

Date: Fri 9/12/08 6:46 AM



Dearest in the Lord,
Thank you very much for your response and please note that my time on earth is limited and as such I am preparing my soul for eternity. I am happy to hear from you and will be gratified for you to help me with this last wish of mine as it would give me great happiness and eternal rest to see that I am helping the less privileged in the society and also promoting the good work of the Lord. My dear, I will implore you to do everything within your powers to accomplish this goal and you will blessed in the Name of our Lord Jesus christ.
I believe it has been my faith and the Special Grace of God that has been keeping me. I am also happy that you are capable and willing to work for the Lord and hence I am willing to entrust into your hands, my life savings to enable you carry out your good work. Not so many good people are in the world now and I will like to encourage you to keep up the good work and you shall definitely be rewarded for your deeds.
You should not entertain any atom of fears or worries as the money legitimately belongs to me and I will be giving you a letter of authority to claim the money on my behalf.
You should please send the following information;
1. Your Full name
2. Your Contact address
3. Contact Telephone and fax numbers
4. Your Age
5. Your Occupation
6. Your Sex
This is to enable me prepare the letter of authority and issue to the bank and also give you a copy of the letter, then I will furnish you with the contact details of the bank for you to claim the money and invest the proceeds of my life into the vineyard of The Almighty.
Attached is a copy of my picture on my hospital bed. I await your urgent response and remain blessed.
Mrs. Joy. C Edward

Attached was this photo:



I seem to be getting a lot of pictures of people dying lately. What's with that?


From: Jeff Heimbuch ( 

To: Mrs. Joy C E Edward (

Date: Fri 9/12/08 7:46 AM



Dearest One, Joy,
Thank you for responding in a timely matter...though, when I think about you, you don't have too much 'time,' so I guess time is of the essence for you. Please be comforted in the fact that you will be held in the Blessed One's noodley appendage when it is your time to pass. He loves all.
I know that there are many that err on the side of evil in this world, and I thank Him every day that I am the one you contacted in this matter. I knew that if I followed the eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" in His name, I would be blessed in some way. Obviously, this is the way.
I have looked and pondered at the photo you enclosed of yourself for many hours. You look much like everyone else dying in hospitals across the country. I pray for your recovery, though I know you will not be among us much longer. Still, doesn't hurt to try.
As for the information that you requested, please find it below:
Name: Rev. Andrew W.K. Blake
Address: 1265 Memory Lane, in beautiful Rural West Virginia
Phone: I do not have a phone at the moment...telephone company is repairing my line.
Age: 32
Occupation: Reverend of our sacred Lord, the FSM
Sex: Male

Stay Well,
Rev. Andrew W.K. Blake

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